ZOMFG! KGB UFO!

just kidding. check it out



tons of things wrong with this

first up, sounds like roger moore is narrating it...i cant prove it, and im not looking through a couple hundred fucktarded youtube comments to see if someone pointed this out...but it sounds like some british tv series on "MYSTERIES OF UFOS!" with shitty footage and spooky music and a bunch of scary shit about nothing

the proof this is a ufo is supposedly that it can dive into the clouds...so can jet fighters.

look at this photo



now go back and look at the video for the few seconds before this timestamp and a few seconds after

youll see the size of the "ufo" increases in terms of height. sort of like seeing a jet fighter way off in the distance from the side and watching it...ROLL OVER COUNTERCLOCKWISE DOWNWARD INTO A DIVE. the side of a jet fighter, thin. seeing the whole bottom of it as it rolls over, wider...

end of mystery

this is bullshit, and its the sort of bullshit that only gives skeptics about the current "line" on ufos a bad name.

Raul Castro elected president of Cuba

That had to be a nailbiter for him.

Anything can happen. I remember when I was a kid and played FORTRESS with all my stuffed animals and I had an election for Fortress Commander. I just barely won that one. I guess I really didn't do enough to lock down the bear and rabbit vote.

"I play oboe."

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BRANDENBURG CONCERTO???



This is a pretty adorable ad from the Super Bowl.

I wish they'd do more ads like this, because there are a lot of people in football who aren't morons, but unless you're Brady or Manning, there's pretty much an inverse relationship between your IQ and your airtime.

Bush sends budget electronically

I read it here, but it redirects to here:

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you all for coming. I just met with my Cabinet, where we discussed a lot of issues. And one issue we discussed is the budget. I submitted the budget today to Congress -- it's on a laptop notebook, an e-budget. It saves paper, saves trees, saves money. I think it's the first budget submitted electronically.

Hello, my name is GFK. I have taken the liberty of mailing you this telegram.