Friday, June 13, 2008

There Are No Other Words for This Other Than "This Sucks"

Tim Russert dead at 58.

Finding out this happened to Big Russ's baby boy when people like O'Reilly and Hannity still walk the earth suddenly makes me understand how my parents must have felt when they found out that Mark David Chapman pumped a bunch of bullets into John Lennon while Yoko Ono was






L-Scott said...

Goddam this hurts. Little Russ was the only part of the tv news media I could still take any more.

That said, he was really starting to upset me during the debates, with all the "please raise your hand" stuff and "LIGHTNING ROUND." He was like the polar opposite of what made him so great on MTP.

I hope he's okay, wherever he is.

ex.contrail said...

dont forget he also did "whats your favorite bible question?"

ex.contrail said...

zzzzzz that should be "bible quotation"

stir.max.alot said...

my favorite bible question is, "excuse me, are these bibles???"

only you say it while in a pet store, pointing at birds

stir.max.alot said...

then if they try to ignore you because you're scaring them, you have to say it louder


and then they say, "no, i'm sorry sir, those are birds."

and that's when you look em dead in the eye really sincere and say (sort of under your breath)

"but, my son, the bird is The Word. a-bb-bb-bb-bb-bird, bird is the word"

George F.K. said...

I would immediately vote for any candidate who replied to the "what's your favorite bible quotation" question with:

"The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines.... Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins."
— Samuel, 18:25-7

stir.max.alot said...

if a gay candidate said that, id let him have sex with me while i voted for him

George F.K. said...

You? Sex? A gay candidate?

I wonder how that would happen.

"Um, hey, Gay Candidate. I just think you should know, I'm carrying a concealed weapon on me that has enough power to blow a gaping hole into any man who tries to fuck with me."

stir.max.alot said...

"i believe in private property, Gay Candidate, and let me tell you that my private property covers a lot of acreage!"