tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4259652146314887198.post8748426564301735658..comments2008-12-10T14:05:30.768-08:00Comments on The New Kremlinology: Holy Fucking Rabbit Hole, BatmanUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4259652146314887198.post-61649919827103743962008-11-18T15:03:00.000-08:002008-11-18T15:03:00.000-08:00That's right. Keep doubting. Assist them in their ...That's right. Keep doubting. Assist them in their plan.<BR/><BR/>Look, I didn't want to tell you this, but the odorless gas they're poisoning you with is your own. First they put an additive in the tap water that stimulates enzyme production that renders your digestion odorless, but it also binds toxins to those enzymes. Meanwhile, you toot away like the Boston pops, little realizing that your odorless gas is filling your apartment with the very miasma that will kill you.<BR/><BR/>The only way to fight this is to plug your nose and cover your mouth and try to "equalize" by pushing air out of your head. Meanwhile you should be totally naked and holding a zippo in front of your stomach. Trust me, it's going to sting.<BR/><BR/>You might want to wax first.L-Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10486371296715140348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4259652146314887198.post-61833084644574991852008-11-08T14:01:00.000-08:002008-11-08T14:01:00.000-08:00I always wondered what it would be like to literal...I always wondered what it would be like to literally think that the government was poisoning me with odorless gasses or something in the water, until the moment I realized that, if I were that crazy and stupid, I'd wish I could blame it on a single ingestible thing too.George F.K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04198363103575085084noreply@blogger.com